Behind the SchƎmƎs

You can't spell the New Abnormal w/o NWO

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Last Episode : March 21, 2023 3:07am

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S01E144: Nice Chucks
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Smugl-ah
Wells of Lolz
BTS Publishing
A Dozen Dozen

I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold?

Ten Meows Is My Limit

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Published Tuesday
S01E143: Battle Wizards At The Hall Of Claims!!
1

Vanderlube
Tin Foil Teeth
Photocopy of the Playbook
Memes, Memoids, Memeplexes, Oh My!

Welcome to Mastodon, Dude. What is a Brownshirt? A miserable little pile of secrets! History rhymes, and the people are oppressed once more. We groove to intermission. Then we ENTER THE COMPUTER, where Cypherpunks run amok in pure anarchy. Until the Feds show up, of course. Don't let them build a wall around what you love!

Must Be

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Published 03/14
S01E142: Do Not Remove Porpoise
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Behind The Story

Days After The New World

Hog Screams

Glamour Dolph

America style, Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story join the green room tonight! Hibernation will end, the party will kick off with backstage 2.0 passes for everyone's pleasure (er, business)! Following a lesson in Goth Acquisition, plunge into the warm salt waters and surf the cosmos with a dolphin. Deprive the senses, take the acid, and get ready to get very personal.

I Am A Good Boy

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Published 03/07
S01E141: I'm Coming For You, Barbara
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Bemrose Garden

Guy Listens to Psychic

More Blue Butter Dishes

Frustrated Ham and Egg Man

Follow the tracks to the load of Union gold! Down in Dent's Run, ghosts whisper in the woods. Much more than money was lost that day. Don't Talk To Feds! They steal your sandbox, take your toys. We spin cylinders. The CIA wants you to love art! There's nothing abstract about the Communist Threat! We're all critics of Art... of War!

Just Send Yer Kazoos

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Published 02/28
S01E140: Abe From The Bronx
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Our Peace
Thunder Pinch, Ho!
Little Guppies Everywhere
She Was Blindingly Beautiful

Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal?

I Shall Now Select My Empress

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Published 02/21
S01E139: Stop With The Printer!
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A New Suit
In Stage Seagal
A Real Degenerate
Information Sausage

Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round!

I Can See The Grid

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Published 02/14
S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes
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The Art of Whore
Overspeak The Come
I Miss Carl Sagan, Man
Sprung From The Ground

Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film!

I Won? Fuck!

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Published 02/07
S01E137: Alana Moore
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Attack Spring
You're A Servo, Wizard!
The Pelosis and the Gettys
A Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior

Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer!

Traditions Carry On

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Published 01/31
S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons
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The Seven Sisters
Satin Core
FYI Bitches
This Isn't A Porno

Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil.

You Have Died From The 1800's

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Published 01/24
S01E135: Remove The Jaw For Security
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Atomic Arc
Name Him 8
Doctor Sword For Nothing
My Sins Are Over 9000

What Below Deck? Let you in on a little secret you can get fresh slaughtered goats in Hamtramck. The power has gone out in Detroit Rock City! One must make sacrifices. BTS goes PUNK, we got the posters to prove it! We break for smokes and intermission jams, to return with revamped classic cartoons ripped to shreds. Gee Scooby, Hollywood's failures are no mystery!

Oh Bucket Boy!!

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Published 01/17
S01E134: The Old Yellow Book
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Factism

The Squeegee

Energy Is A Major Factor

Pepperidge Farms Remembers

Have you heard? The nations doth protest too much. Here in the D*sneyland of protests, the Kings play the fool, and the fools wish to play King! We tend to an intermission, and return to gaze upon the family tree. 12 Billion served and Archived somewhere deep within the Granite Vault of the Mountain!

Blood Runs In The Streets

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Published 01/10
S01E133: It's Never Morbin' Time, Blackstodon!
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Weed Lord Goku
Circle the Wagons!
Addams Family Harem
Speak of the Moon Man

The Panel of Federations assembles! Ricky Molnar, Dad, and Cool_Boy_Mew join the boys to discuss decentralization, the twitter purge, and big ol' anime titties. Grab your board! Surf the fediverse, ride the wave, taste the freedom.

It Was Always Black Goo

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Published 01/03
S01E132: Shovels Don’t Stay White For Long
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Too Many Cemeteries
Someone Is Rizz
May Musk
Anal Lick Tits

It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas!

Core Memory Unlocked

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Published 12/27
S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later
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Please Talk
Harvey Looks for You
End of Transaction
There's Options

From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows

That's How Radio Was Invented

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Published 12/20
S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole
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Blood, Boar, and Body
Literally Called Laser
Roux is Gravy
Single Digit

High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night?

A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON

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Published 12/13