Behind the SchƎmƎs
You can't spell the New Abnormal w/o NWO
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Last Episode : March 21, 2023 3:07am
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S01E144: Nice Chucks 1Smugl-ah
Wells of Lolz
BTS Publishing
A Dozen Dozen
I need you to sing Limp Bizkit with me. Nobody nukes our site better than we do! She's risen from the grave and better than ever. Robert Maxwell has not! Who was the father of America's favorite sex trafficker? He rips you off every semester A Textbook Psychopath! After intermission, Angel-Bury unearths angels and enlightens the soul. What revelations do the bones hold?
Ten Meows Is My Limit
BYO3-DG
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S01E143: Battle Wizards At The Hall Of Claims!! 1Vanderlube
Tin Foil Teeth
Photocopy of the Playbook
Memes, Memoids, Memeplexes, Oh My!
Welcome to Mastodon, Dude. What is a Brownshirt? A miserable little pile of secrets! History rhymes, and the people are oppressed once more. We groove to intermission. Then we ENTER THE COMPUTER, where Cypherpunks run amok in pure anarchy. Until the Feds show up, of course. Don't let them build a wall around what you love!
Must Be
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S01E142: Do Not Remove Porpoise 1Behind The Story
Days After The New World
Hog Screams
Glamour Dolph
America style, Fletcher and Carolyn of Hog Story join the green room tonight! Hibernation will end, the party will kick off with backstage 2.0 passes for everyone's pleasure (er, business)! Following a lesson in Goth Acquisition, plunge into the warm salt waters and surf the cosmos with a dolphin. Deprive the senses, take the acid, and get ready to get very personal.
I Am A Good Boy
BYO3-DG
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S01E141: I'm Coming For You, Barbara 1Bemrose Garden
Guy Listens to Psychic
More Blue Butter Dishes
Frustrated Ham and Egg Man
Follow the tracks to the load of Union gold! Down in Dent's Run, ghosts whisper in the woods. Much more than money was lost that day. Don't Talk To Feds! They steal your sandbox, take your toys. We spin cylinders. The CIA wants you to love art! There's nothing abstract about the Communist Threat! We're all critics of Art... of War!
Just Send Yer Kazoos
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S01E140: Abe From The Bronx 1Our Peace
Thunder Pinch, Ho!
Little Guppies Everywhere
She Was Blindingly Beautiful
Welcome to Hollywood! Tom Hanks wants you to FEAR the virus, wear the mask, lock yourself up! Makes sense, he's worked for the CIA since 1942. Thanks Tom! After a Monty-rich intermission, the Mothman illuminates us with Vonnegut. Join the Second American Revolution! Why aren't you more equal?
I Shall Now Select My Empress
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S01E139: Stop With The Printer! 1A New Suit
In Stage Seagal
A Real Degenerate
Information Sausage
Author Charlie Robinson reaches his tentacles into the #Greenroom! Do you know the art of Global Control? You got the keys to the box of cheese? Trip down to Mexico, where shamans share the secrets of the stars, and brilliant minds work together to beat Big Brother. After a patriotic intermission, we delve into the Good Book (of War). Lightning Round!
I Can See The Grid
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S01E138: The Quartz In Your Eyes 1The Art of Whore
Overspeak The Come
I Miss Carl Sagan, Man
Sprung From The Ground
Bring your glasses and your existential quantifiers as we travel the world petting exotic animals. It's a non-profit! Did you know the Father of Communism and the Father of Banking are cousins? Fight the Algo! Reap the Value! What lies behind the Green Door? Speak the secret password, slip through the haze, and pop the cherry. This is an artsy film!
I Won? Fuck!
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S01E137: Alana Moore 1Attack Spring
You're A Servo, Wizard!
The Pelosis and the Gettys
A Heart to Heart About Bad Behavior
Pick up the phone! Producer/Actor Jacob Keohane joins us, and we discuss the American pastime of watching movies about shooting Nazis in South America. Embrace the wonder, fight the void! We hog through intermission, and arrive at the lavish part of San Francisco, where hammer time has only just begun. Take a photo, it will last longer!
Traditions Carry On
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S01E136: How To Kill Your Friends And Influence Morons 1The Seven Sisters
Satin Core
FYI Bitches
This Isn't A Porno
Check Out The Top 10 Best Clickbait Titles! Down in Cyprus, they have fun new ways of making millions on the internet! Fall in love with the Blood Book, pour over the red Indian ink. Life is a collage. Just ask the original shell company, the Dutch golden goose! Royal Bloodlines run black and old as oil.
You Have Died From The 1800's
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S01E135: Remove The Jaw For Security 1Atomic Arc
Name Him 8
Doctor Sword For Nothing
My Sins Are Over 9000
What Below Deck? Let you in on a little secret you can get fresh slaughtered goats in Hamtramck. The power has gone out in Detroit Rock City! One must make sacrifices. BTS goes PUNK, we got the posters to prove it! We break for smokes and intermission jams, to return with revamped classic cartoons ripped to shreds. Gee Scooby, Hollywood's failures are no mystery!
Oh Bucket Boy!!
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S01E134: The Old Yellow Book 1Factism
The Squeegee
Energy Is A Major Factor
Pepperidge Farms Remembers
Have you heard? The nations doth protest too much. Here in the D*sneyland of protests, the Kings play the fool, and the fools wish to play King! We tend to an intermission, and return to gaze upon the family tree. 12 Billion served and Archived somewhere deep within the Granite Vault of the Mountain!
Blood Runs In The Streets
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S01E133: It's Never Morbin' Time, Blackstodon! 1Weed Lord Goku
Circle the Wagons!
Addams Family Harem
Speak of the Moon Man
The Panel of Federations assembles! Ricky Molnar, Dad, and Cool_Boy_Mew join the boys to discuss decentralization, the twitter purge, and big ol' anime titties. Grab your board! Surf the fediverse, ride the wave, taste the freedom.
It Was Always Black Goo
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S01E132: Shovels Don’t Stay White For Long 1Too Many Cemeteries
Someone Is Rizz
May Musk
Anal Lick Tits
It's a holiday special with the BTS family. A quick trip to the bank will show what they have in reserve for us. Close out 2022 with foul phrases, global predictions, and wasteful lists! Better watch out for Spy Gal ornaments on your tree, they could be listening... The Three-Letters Agencies wish you Merry Christmas!
Core Memory Unlocked
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S01E131: Party First, Freedom Later 1Please Talk
Harvey Looks for You
End of Transaction
There's Options
From the top rope! It's Malachi and Monty! The Four Horsemen of the Schemes ride through town delivering gifts to those in need. What would you like? A new coat that makes you invisible to machine eyes? A copy of the Exorcist? A ticket to the Condor's Nest Premiere? Of course, these things may be nothing more than shadows
That's How Radio Was Invented
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S01E130: Known Unknown We Should Really Know Thus Stuffed In An Earthen Casserole 1Blood, Boar, and Body
Literally Called Laser
Roux is Gravy
Single Digit
High Voltage! Flash back to Ancient Rome where fish sauce is King, enjoy tasty brain paste! Kidney's split and roasted! Just how Alexander the Great liked them. We delay intermission to glance over rainbows. Let's reanimate dead bears! What's a few more misfits in the night?
A FINE RAGOUT OF BRAINS AND BACON
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